Marjorie Pay Hinckley was known for her optimism and humor, she often said, "The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through". Because I strongly agree with Sister Hinckley, I decided to add this Humor page. My research for funny, clean, LDS Humor led me to the following Blogs and Websites. Just click on one of the following to put a smile on your face.
As of 1/6/2014 I'm adding jokes or videos that have been forwarded to me. (Just a note to our 4th Ward Members- the first three blogs are authored by Cartoonist Kevin Beckstrom who was raised in our ward when we were known as the Granger 13th Ward.)
*GOOD HEAVENS
*BECKSTROM BUZZ
*LDS HUMOR from MORMON SHARE
*LDS HUMOR from OF-WORTH
*Mormon Zone
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE (When You're Old and Can't Move Very Fast)
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house,” and he said “No.”
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot them.” Then he hung up.
Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence and caught the burglars red handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
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